I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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