I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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