Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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