she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
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we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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