for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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