Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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