jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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