I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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