the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
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