Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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