im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
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