Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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