then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
There r osticjed everywhere
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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