Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
he had hair everywhere except his balls
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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