problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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