I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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