her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
either way he was missing a nipple.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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