he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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