hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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