He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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