well you can't waste a boner
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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