yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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