I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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