Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
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