need another drink. this is the easiest way
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
as a side note pls kill me
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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