he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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