I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
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