Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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i can feel colors
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