just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
Randomize
