I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
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