16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
Randomize
