help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Randomize
