Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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