do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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