Your mouth is God's brothel.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
Randomize
