idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
I believe in your delicious
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Randomize
