I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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