Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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