ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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