One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
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