This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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