My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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