Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
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