Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
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