Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
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