that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
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