everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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