I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
Randomize
