o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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