We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I just ate a handful of salt
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