Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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