we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
he thought i was a dude.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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