i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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