ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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