My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Randomize
