why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Sorry my hands just texted you
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
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